Toddle Along Tuesday – Things I actually say


“Was the poop soft or hard?”

“Man, sleeping in until 7 felt great!”

“It’s 9:15 and I’m wiped…lets go to bed.”

“Can you suck out her snots?”

“There is poop in the bath tub.”

“I think she pooped – can you smell her butt?”

“Did P just sat sh&t?  I sure hope not.”

“If you eat one more pea you can feed mommy one too.”

Obviously, a lot of our conversations revolve around poop these days.

Join me and Melissa for Toddler Along Tuesday.


This week’s Toddle Along Tuesday topic is Things I Actually Say! Tell us some of the crazy and/or ridiculous things that have come out of your mouth lately. There are no rules here, except that you link up a relevantpost (old or new) rather than your whole blog.


  1. Hahaha! Sadly I have said a few of those myself. Lol

  2. What a great topic! Too funny!

  3. I definitely say, “Smell his butt.” The bad thing is… I don’t just say that to my husband. I might just say it to whoever is closest.

  4. hahaha..hilarious!!

  5. Haha! I’m loving all of these! I say many of them myself.

  6. HAHA Kat :] That is hysterical. Hopefully you get a chance to whisper sweet nothings in your hubby’s ear to offset all that poop talk. I need to work on that myself

  7. There’s always a poop theme, isn’t there? LOL

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