“Was the poop soft or hard?”
“Man, sleeping in until 7 felt great!”
“It’s 9:15 and I’m wiped…lets go to bed.”
“Can you suck out her snots?”
“There is poop in the bath tub.”
“I think she pooped – can you smell her butt?”
“Did P just sat sh&t? I sure hope not.”
“If you eat one more pea you can feed mommy one too.”
Obviously, a lot of our conversations revolve around poop these days.
Join me and Melissa for Toddler Along Tuesday.